Friday, December 23, 2011

Batman


Preface: I normally post my own thoughts alone, but this time it's different. I had sent Willis an email ranting about Batman, and it turned into a discussion, so I decided to post both sides. Feel free to add under the comment section J
My Rant on “The Dark Knight Rises”:
It just dawned on me that Anne Hathaway may have been good for Talia's character, since she has brown hair and eyes, but not as Catwoman. Why couldn't Charleze Theron, Angelina Jolie, Eva Green, or even Olivia Wilde, be Catwoman? I think even Marion Cotillard (who is in the movie playing some made up character who wasn’t in the comics) would have made a better Catwoman, she at least has green eyes. Do you know they considered Keira Knightley for Catwoman? I mean WTF is Christopher Nolan thinking? She is flat chested and a twig. They also considered flippin Jessica Biel who looks like a horse with those big teeth!
Also, why did they not make Talia his love interest in Batman Begins when she is Ras Al Ghul’s daughter and he was already the main bad guy? I mean there was just not need to make up a fake character (Rachel) for Katie Holmes to play.
While I’m venting, I may as well get it over with and let you know that I hate - absolutely hate - Christian Bale as Batman. He has no charisma, he is the most dull/boring/I don’t wanna sleep with you because your personality turns me off Batman, ever! Even George Clooney I would have slept with! He had charisma. I know it’s the "DARK" Knight and all, but does he have to be so unemotional at all times?! And boring! Jesus!
I can’t wait till this Batman is over and a new Batman movie series comes up, one that doesn’t make up fake characters like Katie Holmes’ character and Marion Cotillard's character, one that doesn’t switch actresses to play the same character, like Maggie Gyllenhaal substituting for Katie Holmes. I mean just when you think it can’t get worse than Katie, it does! That Maggie B*$@% looks like a droopy dog (like the one from the hush puppy commercials).
Reply from Willis:
I completely agree with you that Christopher Nolan has weird taste in his actresses and it should have been Charlize Theron (definitely not Keira Knightley; she is just too over used) but we'll see what this girl does. I've never seen Marion Cotillard in other movies but I'm wondering if her French accent may have been difficult to hide and that's why they did not choose her? But that is possibly beside the point.

As for Christian Bale, I think he hit the Batman that Christopher Nolan wished to explore pretty well actually. I remember there are the two Batmans, the charming/all around/easy going bachelor from the animated series and the dark/broody/jaded one from the later comics, and it is the later one he chose to do. Is he a little too dark? Yes, but I think it serves the purpose and mood of the story he's striving to tell. He's hitting all the main points, like the origin of his training, the fear of bats, and the lack of rhyme or reason of the joker's intentions. So far so good....

But this movie has me worried. Bane was never that huge a character but I do remember him being Hispanic and educated (something the animated series never showed), BUT, he does break Batman's back, so how can he “Rise” with a broken back? As a matter of fact, there is a scene in the preview where they show a man walking with a cane and the reflection looks like Bruce Wayne. This worries me....

We'll see how this goes but in all honesty, I am not excited. I'm anxious and fearful that this might just get ruined the same way that Batman was ruined when it was moved out of the hands of Tim Burton. The third Batman with the Riddler killed it, and it was all downhill from there.
My Last thoughts on this:
Touché on everything you said Willis, except for any references to the animated series. I only go by the comics, any other installation doesn’t count as far as Batman story goes for me J. So, the way I see it, you are right, there are 2 Batmans, the bachelor/fun Batman versus the dark one. The bachelor/fun Batman comes from the early Batman comic books, which eventually got dark anyway (this is the one they likely made the animated series out of). However, there is also the “Dark Knight” Series in which he was dark from the beginning, and that’s the Batman I think Christopher Nolan was aiming for, and that’s the Batman I don’t like.


 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Cards

Ah…the holidays, that wonderful time of the year when you get to spend all the money you don’t have on gifts that will be thrown out by the next Christmas. I'm going to be a bit of a Grinch here and ask, what is the point? Why do we spend hours at the mall buying all these presents? Because we love one another? We care? So we need to buy something to show it? I would like to meet the genius that decided to take the three wise men's gifts to Jesus and turn it into the biggest money making scam in all of mankind.

Contrary to my tone, I actually like Christmas, but not because of the gifts. I like Christmas because it’s that special time of the year when everyone gets together one way or the other. I like it because I get days off to see my family who lives 1000 miles away (literally). I also like:

1.      The lights/colors
2.      The food
3.      The parties
4.      Did I mention the food?

The things that ruin Christmas for me are:

1.      Presents
2.      Christmas cards
3.      Christmas Music
4.      Random people knocking on your door like Jojoba’s Witnesses to sing you songs (i.e. Carolers)
5.      Christmas TV programs and movies

Let me touch up on #2 for a minute, Christmas Cards. Why do people give you these absolutely ridiculous cards of them and their family? You know which ones I’m talking about, because we all have those lame family members, friends, or co-workers who take a picture with their kids, print it on a card, and send it to everyone they know!

My roommate has the lamest card up on our fridge right now, and of course I have no idea who these people are. The card has 3 pictures; one of this lady, her husband, and her 2 kids just smiling, then one of the kids alone, and finally…are you ready for this?....another one of the 4 of them being silly! It’s like; “OMG look at how playful and silly and cute we are” – NOT – These people look like tools! The worst part is that I have to stare at this stupid a$$ picture for the rest of my holiday season.

Then, my co-workers started to give me cards, and while some have the decency to keep their idiotic family pictures to themselves, others decided to give me a card with their kids on it!

LISTEN UP AMERICA: are u listening?

NOONE, I repeat, NOONE wants to see you or your kid’s pictures, especially if you’re being “silly” and you think it’s cute. I promise you that while your immediate family may appreciate the gesture, no one outside of that small circle is going to give a F#%$, let alone want to see it. So, you’re just gonna look like a jacka$$ doing your silly poses and everyone is going to make fun of you behind your back. Then, when we are done laughing at you, we are going to give it to the neighbor’s dog as a new chew toy, I mean it is Christmas after all, can’t leave the furry creatures out.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Youth

I was doing some thinking today, reminiscing about my weekend and how I went out to Dupont to watch the Madrid vs. Barcelona soccer game with friends. We drank from 3pm until 2am, because after the game we stuck around for the UFC fights. Then it hit me, this is it, you are only young once. The way your body feels, acts, and looks now will never be again. This is the time to drink all day, stay up late, and do stupid things while you’re at it.
Old people say youth is wasted on the young, because by the time you start to appreciate your youth it’s gone. Typical for a human to want things they don’t have.
You know those things you miss because they’re gone, but when you get them back you realize they weren’t that great to begin with and you start having a hard time remembering why you missed them in the first place? Youth isn’t one of those things.
I could be wrong, because it’s not like I can go back to when I’m young once I get old to try and re-live my youth and determine if it was truly all we hyped it up to be, and in the present a young person can’t judge how awesome youth is because they haven’t gotten old yet, so they have no basis for comparison.
However, I can assure you that we will miss some things from our youth, not because they’re gone, but because quite frankly life is better when we have them. For example, here are my top 5:
1.       Good health
2.      Agility
3.      Beauty
4.      Fast metabolism
5.      Calcium in our bones
Feel free to add to this list, I am sure there is a lot more where that came from.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Loud People

Why are some people SO LOUD?!

They are all over the place, on their cel phones, in the next cubicle at work, with their friends at a restaurant, in the park, at the mall, at the airport, especially at the airport!

To those who cannot keep it down for reasons beyond my comprehension:

1. STFU!
2. Nobody cares
 
I don't care what you truly think about Connan O'Brien, or how you think he is condescending and full of himself.
I really don’t give a hoot about Jersey Shore, who got drunk and slapped whom, whose hair got pulled, or who got in a girl fight.
The Kardashians, their lives, their big booty, or the douche bags they date.
Basketball wives, the bachelor, or survivor.
I don’t care about whatever awesome project you think you are working on, or how great your kids are at playing the guitar.

Do these people hear themselves? Do they really think whatever they have to say is so important that the rest of the world has to hear it?

You know, the truth is I don’t care if people wanna waste their lives talking about such non-consequential crap. It’s their life to waste, not mine, and I sure as hell am not gonna tell them what to do with it. However, it would be nice if people took a minute to realize that you don't have to yell into a cel phone in order to be heard, cubicles are separators (not walls), and most importantly; people who don't know you have no interest in your opinions or whatever it is you enjoy doing on your weekends. So I will repeat myself here when I say - STFU!!!

This tirade was brought to you by...pissed off me!

Friday, December 2, 2011

Friday Thoughts

What matters in this world, what's truly important, it’s not the things you buy or how many friends you have. The color of your hair, the car you drive, or where you work. How many degrees you obtain, or how many people you date. How much money you have, or how perfect/imperfect you are. So what is important?

Laughter
Laugh as hard and loud as you can.  
By yourself or in a crowd.
At someone else, or at yourself.

Time
The only thing in this world that is truly irreplaceable.
Once lost it's lost forever, so enjoy it.
Make the best of it.
Make it last.
Make it memorable.

Truth
Hard to come by.
Hard to find.
Hard to tell sometimes. 

Love
A unique feeling.
Makes you do crazy things.
Can hurt and feel good all at once.
Hard to let go of.
Hard to define.

Where would we be without these things? We wouldn't exist without time, wouldn't enjoy our existence without laughter, wouldn't know right from wrong without truth, and would end up very lonely without love.