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A man "was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home. He offered the lucky winner 7 pounds ($14) an hour plus expenses..."

http://www.funnymos.com/best-job-ever.html

Can you believe this? I've decided I'm going to have a bunch of kids in the hopes that one of them ends up being that cool when I am 88! So if my biological clock expires at 40 and I want to have 10 kids I need to start at 30. Haha, J/K.

I have a better one though, "officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home...as a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family"

http://www.funnymos.com/wife-on-terrorist-watch-list.html

Haven't people ever heard of divorce? If I ever get married to anyone I'm going to have a clause somewhere that clearly states, if you get sick of my a$$ you will simply divorce me! Top 3 things you should not do in lieu of divorce:

1. Cheating
2. Experimenting with other men
3. Putting your wife in a no-fly list (HILARIOUS though!)